Saturday, June 10, 2006

Pantes motor makin menuhin jalan, karena

Motorcycles are better than Women

1... Motorcycles don't get pregnant.
2... You can ride your motorcycle any time of the month.
3... Motorcycles don't have parents.
4... Motorcycles don't whine unless something is really wrong.
5... You can share your motorcycle with your friends.
6... Motorcycles don't care how many other motorcycles you've ridden.
7... When riding, you and your motorcycle can arrive at the same time.
8... Motorcycles don't care how many motorcycles you have at one time.
9... Motorcycles don't care if you look at other motorcycles.
10. Motorcycles don't care if you buy motorcycle magazines.
11. You will never hear "Surprise, you're going to have another motorcycle" unless you go out and buy one yourself.
12. If your motorcycle goes flat you can fix it.
13. If your motorcycle is too loose you can tighten it.
14. If your motorcycle is misaligned, you don't have to discuss politics with it.
15. If you have a black motorcycle, you can bring it home to your parents.
16.You don't have to be jealous of the guy who works on your motorcycle.
17. If you say bad things to your motorcycle, you don't have to apologize before you ride it again.
18. You can ride your motorcycle as soon as you want and it won't get frustrated.
19. You can stop riding your motorcycle as soon as you want and it won't get frustrated.
20. Motorcycles don't get headaches.
21. Motorcycles don't insult you if you're a bad rider.
22. Your parents won't stay in touch with your old motorcycle after you dump it.
23. Your motorbike never wants nights out with other motorcycles.
24. Motorcycles don't care if you're late.
25. You don't have to take a shower just before you ride your motorcycle.
26. If your motorcycle doesn't look good you can paint it or get better parts.
27. You can ride a motorcycle the first time you meet it, without having to take it for dinner, see a movie or meet it's mother.
28. When in mixed company you can talk about what a great ride you had last time you were on your motorcycle.

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